I feel dirty just reading this convenience store bathroom sign. Unfortunately, posting this sign has been mandated by the state. If you find this sign, which is in many NY State foodservice store bathrooms, let me know, so I can track the grammar consipiracy. It starts as a declaration, turns into an imperative, and ends with a requirement for employees to wash their hands when MINE become dirty. For inefficient use of bailout funds, I award the state of NY the Mantlepiece of Infectious Sinkhole Expenditures.Sunday, September 25, 2011
Proof of a government grammar conspiracy
I feel dirty just reading this convenience store bathroom sign. Unfortunately, posting this sign has been mandated by the state. If you find this sign, which is in many NY State foodservice store bathrooms, let me know, so I can track the grammar consipiracy. It starts as a declaration, turns into an imperative, and ends with a requirement for employees to wash their hands when MINE become dirty. For inefficient use of bailout funds, I award the state of NY the Mantlepiece of Infectious Sinkhole Expenditures.
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