New bear breed discovered at local zoo

For those wondering about the new breed, it is the dangerous and elusive Grammar Bear. They are so dangerous when they give chase, the eventual victim is struck by a mighty run on sentence. If the writer inserted a semi-colon after "don't work," it would solve the problem. The write could have also made "The last resort is to FIGHT BACK" into its own sentence. Believe it or not, the "don't work" is correct, regardless of how clunky it sounds. I'd give some kind of award for this, but I'm afraid to anger the Grammar Bear and become his next victim.